23 Recent Deviations
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Crazy Steve of the Army of Steves.Bakura and Marik walk onto stage behind a portable black sheet. Bakura appears first.Crazy Steve of the Army of Steves. by ertoolong
Bakura: Ah, it’s nice to finally get some me time. Time to clear my head, relish my successes, abuse my host’s body—
Marik: Funny how you’re seldom eager to abuse MY body lately. (appears from behind the sheet.)
Bakura: Ah! Marik, how long have YOU been there?
Marik: Not long enough apparently. I came… to bring you the most powerful Steve of all time. CRAZY STEVE!
Bakura: Hold on, I thought that Linkara guy told us if we ever saw him to bury him alive and burn the shovel.
Marik: Foolish Fool! Linkara didn’t know what he was WASTING! With this Steve’s money, fighting prowess and resources (Bakura interrupts: money IS a resource) we don’t even need to waste minions on children’s card games anymore!
Bakura: Doesn’t that defeat the entire purpose of our franchise? And why are you excl
Dark Secrets Table1% Homunculus. You were not born but grown in an alchemist’s lab and lovingly raised as her child. Your features are slightly irregular or distorted, giving you an odd look and -2 to Charisma. You also absorb magic and subtract -1 per die from all magical damage, but you can never cast arcane spells and must make a Fortune save on 3D6 to use any magic item. Failure means you absorb 2D4 charges (exploding), ruin one-use items, and make permanent ones inert for the same duration in rounds.Dark Secrets Table by OctopusGames
2% Berserker! If angered or fighting you must make a Wisdom save on 3D6 or go berserk for 4 rounds plus your Constitution modifier, resting for double that. Add 3 to Strength and Constitution and double movement, but -4 to Intelligence. You cannot do anything that requires reason, and keep fighting any enemies in sight until you make a Wisdom save on 3D6.
3-4% You betrayed a baron to his enemies for money and then framed a knight for his own lord’s death. The knight was hung while you escap
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